When Ramon Met Juan

There once was a chef named Juan,


He was a cheerful & chubby little man.

Famous for his delicé Juan burgers,


He was regularly visited by purgatory & his fellow purgers.

But let's not forget about the shady Ramon,


Who set out to make a name for himself on his own.

What Ramon made, however, very few knew,

And those that did wouldn't dare tell you!

For Ramon's dish was something he was secretive about,


And if he knew you talked he'd surely throw you out!

Riddled by Juan's success Ramon was getting quite suspicious,


After tasting his secret dish nothing could be as delicious!

Curiosity brought Ramon over to Juan's one day,


But until my next post that is all I will say.



When Harry Met Sally: You must've seen this one coming!